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*Humpday Sexy Story*
Last Wednesday I was in Rotterdam for the maiden voyage visit of the largest cruise ship in the world, the Queen Mary 2. She was awesome, so big you had to step way back in order to get the whole ship in one photograph. And I couldn’t believe how crowded it was at the port! The newspapers said later there were 200,000 people, and I believe it easily! I was there with my brother André who’s gay, so we were checking out all the men in there. We usually have the same taste you know. Most of them didn’t merit a second look, but there was this one guy who looked so fine! His hair was receding, short, dark streaked with gray. He was about 6’ and had a great body, a nice full figure.... André and I had a long discussion about him, all without him knowing of course. I argued I preferred love handles over a guy who smoked, but he said he wouldn’t turn Brad Pitt away if he knocked on his door holding a cigarette. Well, I’m not so fond of Brad Pitt, too handsome and he knows it. And I just hate kissing an ashtray!
Anyway, the crowds were really thick as the QM2 sailed again, and I suddenly felt another body pressed up hard against my back. I wanted to turn my head to tell whoever it was that this wasn’t necessary, but I couldn’t because a big hand was covering my mouth, then a strong voice whispered in my left ear: “Don’t scream, don’t look, just feel me...” Oh, and I did. It gave me the shivers, I can tell you that! I felt something hard press against my butt, and his two hands go around me. He let go of my mouth but I couldn’t even scream, felt petrified. Startled, I looked to see if André had noticed, but he was standing two steps ahead of me, in a lengthy discussion with some cute guy I didn’t know. In fact everybody’s eyes were on the Queen and nobody noticed us.
I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t cry out right then and there, but the truth is I really liked that feeling, to know this guy was so turned on and apparently wanted me! Well, what can I say, it’s been so long ago I guess I reacted to him, melted into his powerful hands.
The roving hands found my breasts underneath my blouse and started kneading them, right through my thin bra. I couldn’t help leaning into them and moaned silently, nipples suddenly erect and hard. Then suddenly he pinched my nipple hard, right through the lacy material. My head flew back against his chest but I could stifle a scream. My hands were at my side, pinned down by his arms, and I moved them backward to find his hard-on. God, his jeans were tight! Doesn’t that hurt? He stopped me by pressing his body hard against mine, pushing me up against a railing. “Just let me be, darling,” I heard a husky voice in my ear as he started nibbling on my earlobe and kissing the base of my neck. His breath in my ear caused every follicle in my body to stand upright and I started to tremble. One hand left my breast to go to the inside of my thighs, pushing them a little apart. My tight skirt hiked up, and I felt my pussy going moist. God, this was exciting! His hand found my little love center, by that time dripping wet. He pushed my thong aside as he explored my little nub and went in deep with two fingers. Oh, I couldn’t believe how excited I was… it was a good thing he held me up or I would have fallen for sure. My belly was hard against the cold railing, his hard cock against my buttocks and his hand was massaging my insides as I couldn’t help but shiver with pleasure. I had to bite my lips not to cry out loud as I came! Mmmmmmmhhh!
As I leaned hard against the railing, trying to come to my senses again, I heard a zipper being undone and the unmistakable tear of a condom wrapper near my head. He kissed the base of my neck as his two hands were on the inside of my legs again, holding them apart, lifting me up. I felt something hard press up against my love lips and I opened up for him. It was as if I had no will of my own, I was putty in his hands. I felt my pussy muscles stretch as he lowered me over his cock, one inch, two, until he was all the way inside me. All I could do was steady myself against that railing when he started to move deep inside of me. Oh god! I think I lost it right away, he was so deep and big around! His hands moved to my hips as he thrust his cock into me time and again. I felt myself shivering around his big stake, writhing as I came once again. Mmmmmmmmmmmmhhh!
“Oh-god-you-came-so-good-I-thought-you’d-tear-off-my-cock-with-those-lovely-strong-muscles-of-yours! And-now-it’s-my-turn.” With every word he thrust his big cock deep inside me all over again. Oh, oh, oh, I couldn’t believe it but I was suddenly on the brink of another orgasm. I was helpless, could do nothing but respond to his increase in power and speed. I could feel his huge cock grow even bigger as I felt the climax hit me again. Simultaneously it seemed the Queen Mary came, her ship’s horn deafeningly loud, vibrating deep within me. This time my panting was in the same rhythm as his, and I could feel his cock explode, hot globs of semen deep inside of me. We hung in each other’s arms trying to regain our breaths.
“That will teach you not to talk behind my back, thanks! We should do this again real soon!” And he pulled back out, leaving me fulfilled but strangely empty. He straightened my skirt for me as I tried to stand on my own two feet, but my knees were like jello, and it took me a while to recover. I looked around for him but he was gone. All the ship’s passengers leaned over the gangboards, some with binoculars, watching the crowds. Errrrmm, do you think they… no, they couldn’t have, could they ...?
In the distance I saw a tall man with graying hair walk away, as I felt into my skirt pocket to find a little business card. No name, just a phone number...
-NJY
Happy Humpday Everyone!!! XOXO
P.S For those of you that do not know, I have Extended Hours all of this week from 9am-8pm
 
*The Naked Chef*
I started watching a cooking show in the late 90's called the Naked Chef on the Food Network, an English guy(I'm a sucker for an English or Irish accent)that was easy on the eyes, charming and he had healthy recipes. He has been around for awhile, he helps disadvantaged teens by letting them work in his restaurants and gives them a chance to turn their lives around. He is working on a project here in America, he is trying to change the unhealthy way that children are being fed in schools. The link below can give you more information on his project.
I was raised by someone who was way ahead of their time when it came to healthy eating and believed in feeding children properly because it gave them a good foundation and a healthy start in life. I am happy that he is trying to change things for the better. He is concerned about what the children are eating and is very passionate about what he is doing. If you haven't watched The Food Revolution, you should watch it. It is on Friday Night at 8pm. Click on the link below and sign his petition, kids are the most obese that they have ever been, something has to change. Ok, I'm done :)
Have a great day everyone! XOXO
Website: http://www.jamieoliver.com/campaigns/jamies-f
*News Of The Weird*
LEAD STORY
A new sports center in Mexico City will be devoted to the revival of ancient Aztec- and Mayan-created games that are rarely played in Mexico because they are dangerous, including a field-hockey-like competition played with a fireball. In another game, "pelota mixteca," players wearing metal-knuckled leather gloves punch a 2-pound, hard-rubber ball that could knock opponents unconscious. One thrill of the flaming-ball game, "pelota purepecha," is that some play it at night on unlighted fields. (In Mayan culture, according to a March USA Today dispatch, the world began with the gods challenging two humans to a ball game, and beating them, at which point the two die and are resurrected as the sun and moon.) [USA Today, 3-29-10]
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Democracy in Action
Felon-Candidates: John White, now running for sheriff in Roundup, Mont., will be unable to carry a gun if he wins because of a long-ago bank robbery conviction. [Billings Gazette, 3-19-10]
Convicted felons might be running against each other if they win their primaries in May for county judge-executive in Hindman, Ky. Democrat Donnie Newsome and Republican Randy Thompson were both convicted of election fraud (though Thompson's case is still on appeal). [Lexington Herald Leader, 1-29-10]
Cynthia Diaz was re-elected town clerk in Coventry, Vt., in March, though still facing 10 felony personal tax-filing counts. (The town clerk is the town's treasurer, delinquent-tax collector and trustee of public money.) [Newport (Vt.) Daily Express, 3-3-10]
The U.S. Senate passed a bill in March to correct a misimpression Congress had in the 1990s when it instituted mandatory sentences for crack-cocaine possession that were about 100 times the sentences for powdered cocaine. Scientists long ago pointed out that the two substances are chemically the same, and the new provisions set crack-cocaine sentences at only about 18 times those for powder. [National Public Radio, 3-18-10]
Tackling the Big Issues: The Utah legislature passed a bill in March to, for the first time, legalize the personal collection of rainwater. "Harvesting" rain has been illegal, but now would be allowed, with a state permit, in special state-approved containers. [KIFI-TV (Idaho Falls)-AP, 3-3-10]
The Tennessee legislature is considering removing a longstanding ban on fish tanks in barbershops. Currently, no "animals, birds or fish" (except guide dogs) are permitted where hair is cut. Opponents said they don't mind aquariums but fear that trendy pedicures by nibbling fish (now in New York and Los Angeles salons) might come to Tennessee. [The Tennessean-AP, 2-24-10]
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Government Stalks the Weakest
On Jan. 29, more than 200 Alabama state troopers were amassed at 4 a.m. for the purpose of raiding several illegal bingo parlors. The raids were eventually called off, but a University of Alabama professor estimated the staging cost to the budget-shriveled state at $130,000. Said a spokesman for Gov. Bob Riley, "No matter what it costs, the law must be enforced." [Birmingham News-AP, 1-29-10]
A December Seattle Times profile of Rachel Porcaro (a single mother with an $18,000-a-year hair-cutting job, raising two kids, living with her parents) centered on the IRS's year-long, full-blown audit of her, and subsequently of her parents, because she was flagged for earning too little money on which to raise a family in Seattle. Ultimately, Rachel and her parents prevailed on every issue except the Earned Income Tax Credit, in that Rachel's kids receive a little too much help from her parents for her to qualify. [Seattle Times, 12-6-09]
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Some People Seem to Need a Prophet
Raj Patel's recent appearance on Comedy Central's "The Colbert Report" was ostensibly based around his work on global poverty and food production, but followers of an 87-year-old Scottish mystic named Benjamin Creme received a different message that Patel was the long-awaited messiah that Creme had been promising would appear to unite humanity. Overwhelmed by the followers during a recent book-signing tour, according to a March profile in London's Guardian, Patel made public denials of any messianic role (which of course only confirmed the sect's certainty that he is the man) and engaged a few in conversation, but, he said, talking to them "made me really depressed, actually." [The Guardian, 3-19-10]
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Police Report
How much can a shoplifter stuff in his pants? A man seen on surveillance video at a Mobil on the Run convenience store in Bloomfield, Conn., in February fled after stuffing at least 17 cans of Red Bull energy drink down his pants. [WLBZ-TV (Bangor, Maine), 2-25-10]
And in Cairns, Australia, a 51-year-old man was caught shoplifting in March, witnessed by security staff putting three limes and a package of beef tongue in his pants. When cornered, the man (like clowns exiting a clown car) pulled out an additional two onions, three trays of rump steaks and a packet of lamb forequarter chops. [Cairns Post, 3-16-10]
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When "Detention" Is Not Enough
Schoolteacher Lucia Carico, who has been in good standing in Hawkins County, Tenn., schools since 1973, was fired in March over an incident in which she stabbed a 7th-grade student in the arm seven times with a pen (because, she said, he had been unruly, singing and passing gas). [WJHL-TV (Johnson City), 3-19-10]
Teacher Randolphe Forde was fired in January by the Clayton County, Ga., school board for an October incident in which he allegedly "put a hit" on an 11th-grade student (offering $50). [Atlanta Journal-Constitution, 1-12-10]
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The Pervo-American Community
Sex for One: In February, police in Upper Darby, Pa., said they had to delay processing accused molester Siri Pinnya, 36, because he would not stop masturbating. Said the police superintendent, "We only fingerprinted his left hand." [Philadelphia Daily News, 2-19-10]
Martin Guerrero, 17, was eventually arrested in his W.T. White High School classroom in Dallas in December after the teacher noticed him staring off into space. When she approached his desk, he shouted, "Ay Mami," and continued masturbating. [Dallas Morning News, 12-16-09]
Shanna Vonfeldt was fired from her job at KUSA Aviation in Beaumont, Texas, but claimed in a lawsuit filed in January that she left only because of boss Kyle Knupple's habit of masturbating in the office. [Houston Press, 1-13-10]
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The Classic Middle Name (all-new!)
Arrested recently and awaiting trial for murder: Russell Wayne Upton Jr., Reno, Nev., March (charged at last in a 1995 murder); Kenneth Wayne Scott, Fort Worth, Texas, March; John Wayne Wilson, Bethel Springs, Tenn., March; Robert Wayne Hurst, Knoxville, Tenn., January; Bart Wayne Johnson, Pelham, Ala., December. Murder trial completed, awaiting delayed judgment: Steven Wayne Hillier, Canberra, Australia, April. Convicted of murder: Kevin Wayne Dunigan, Sacramento, Calif., November; Michael Wayne Wesley, Eugene, Ore., November. Appeal denied: Kelly Wayne Dozier, Houston, April (convicted of a 2006 murder). Upton: [Reno Gazette Journal, 3-26-10] Scott: [Fort Worth Star-Telegram, 3-30-10] Wilson: [Jackson (Tenn.) Sun, 3-24-10] Hurst: [Knoxville Daily News, 1-14-10] Johnson: [Birmingham News, 12-4-09] Hillier: [Canberra Times, 4-7-10] Dunigan: [Sacramento Bee, 11-12-09] Wesley: [KGW-TV (Portland)-AP, 11-26-09] Dozier: [Dozier vs. State, Court of Appeals of Texas, 4-1-10]
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Rednecks on Parade
Itinerant contractor Billie Bobbie Harrison, 24, was charged in Spartanburg, S.C., with indecent exposure in February, after he approached a homeowner, lowered his pants, and offered to pave her driveway later if she would have sex with him. [WSPA-TV (Spartanburg), 2-17-10]
Hemingway, S.C., police, responding in March to shots fired at the BT Express gas station, apprehended James Scott after he and Jackie Dollard had finished cleaning a chicken. Witnesses said Scott and Dollard fought over who got to keep the chicken. [WBTW-TV (Myrtle Beach), 3-24-10]
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A News of the Weird Classic (July 1998)
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told his "700 Club" TV audience in June (1998) that the city of Orlando, Fla., was taking a big risk to sponsor the recent "Gay Days" festival. "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes," he said, "and I don't think I'd be waving those (Gay Days logo) flags in God's face if I were you." Homosexuality, he said, "will bring about terrorist bombs, it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor." (In fact, 1998's first hurricane, Bonnie, made landfall two months later in North Carolina, near the Virginia Beach, Va., headquarters of Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network.) [AP wirecopy, 6-10-98]
Happy Tuesday Everyone! Have a great day! XOXO
*Long Time No Blog*
It has been awhile since I blogged. I have been very busy with my civvie obligation. Glad to say that I will be wrapping that up in a few weeks and then I can enjoy my summer. I had to miss Kwasi's B-Day Party because I had to be at a site very early in the morning it was an all day thing. I will definitely be at the next party Kwasi! :) I am definitely in need of a good party. I have been so well behaved that I don't even recognize who I am at times. LOL
Other than that things have been great, I have been under the radar a bit, not my intention, everything seems to be transitioning that way on its own.
I will have 4 days of extended hours this week and 3 days next week. I am looking forward to catching up with the gents that I have not been able to see for awhile. Well that's all for now, Big hugs and kisses to everyone! I am looking forward to seeing everyone soon. Kwasi, when is the next partaaay? Have a wonderfully sexy day everyone! XOXO
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