Okay, I finally smiled this morning. Its been a rough week and Im super duper stressed out. It would take a freaking miracle weekend at this point to take care of my responsibilities.
Anywho, My text this morning reads
"Sexy I had a wonderful fucking time ystrdy. My dick is on cloud nine today. Plz keep ur pussy warm for next time"
I texted back that would great except I did not fuck anyone last night.
My pussy was freezing at the midnight release of Skyrim.
And then if that wasn't enough the guy is persistant - a phone call to see if even though I wasnt her would I want to hook up another time.
Hint: Next time you attempt pick up lines make sure they aren't from the 80's :-)~
Have a great weekend everyone. Stay warm and find a snuggle buddy :-)~
Ps. A special Thank You to all the vetrans. I will be offering specials today for all military.