I am a Sexy Spinster Aunt.
I forgot to tell you..I am a new Aunt! You’re not Anti-Dolly are you? I’m not the Auntie Christ..
My baby brother (in his 30’s) is embracing new fatherhood with great glee, and the little lady is his pride and joy. I’m surprised at him, he is such a mommys boy, who has had everything done for him, all his life. But he has suddenly grown up, become very seriously focused and is working like a Trojan! It’s nice to know, he is absolutely focused on his daughter, and is providing very well indeed. He doesn’t know about his elder sister..he is very mainstream, and is happy to settle down. We look alike, but are totally different, obviously..
He was the most beautiful child, he really was, even I could see that. People would stop in the street to look at him, he was simply gorgeous. But such a moaning mommy boy, and I hated him.. spoiling my fun..
My parents would insist that I ‘Take M to the park with you, M wants to play too, M can do that, M can go with you, etc’.
I so HATED him. I didn’t look cool with a baby bro in tow, did I?
Now he’s a man with a baby. WTF! My baby bro has had sex, it feels weird, like your parents having sex. He’s quite handsome, very quiet, still annoys me to death. But of course, I love him, I’m happy for him. Wifey is ok too, a decent girl with a good job. The house is all paid for, they are fine and settled there. I asked them, what would you like for the new arrival? They asked if I would like to contribute to the pram or crib, and I said, oh choose one and I will get it for you. So I bought the pram. And YOU helped me didn’t you? xxx
I changed his diapers FFS!..Yes, terry towelling fabric ones, no disposables then.. at my insistance, and supervised by mom, of course. I am thee champion diaper designer, I have origami-diaper designs not yet known in the civilised world. Mom did adopt one of my designs, hehe!
My mother gave up on me making her a grandmother a long time ago..selfish me, left on the shelf, missed the boat, a closet lesbian, oh.. all of that…I have been asked many times why I am not married with babies by now.
Answer: Just not interested. I just don’t have the broody gene. I have never ever wanted babies, nor to be married. I don’t know why, it’s just not me. I like my freedom. I like doing what I want to do, and to choose when I want to do it.
My mother and her best friend..they ask me..’Are you dating? Have you got a man yet?’
And I say..’I've got lots of men..’
And they just don’t know how truthful I’m really being. Oh, how I giggle inwardly..
They then say, ‘ Ooh you should be careful you know, you might get a name for yourself…’
And I have to stop myself from saying.. ‘I have, it’s Dollymopp’ I wish I could say that.
Auntie Dolly, it has a ring to it though? I can do Auntie. Some distant attention from another town.
I’m already thinking 18yrs ahead, and of university in London.. she might want to live with her Auntie Dolly, oh help, that will not be a possibility for my Dollymopping. I will sort out a trustfund though, and she will not be allowed to access it till 30. Auntie’s orders.
My thoughts of the future..this is fabulous.
As I have a rather small family, I expect that upon my demise, my widowed mother will be long gone, my brother and his wife will be too old, so my niece and her family will be the ones to be sorting out my effects and will..
Imagine the discoveries! It will be like Carter discovering Tutankhamun, but less glamorous, more sexual, a lot shocking and with cheaper jewellrey/underwear. Haha. Oh..and not forgetting the fabulous amount of ‘very interesting’ books… only a 'twilight lady' could have collected so many.
There will be.. STUFF, won’t there? If I died at this very minute, my boudoir would tell of my tale. It will in the future too. Don’t worry..you are all coded, and only I know! And I will be dead.
Oops, you might be too, haha. So, be less worried right about.. now.
She will discover that her eccentric little spinster Aunt, who lived alone in London with cats, was not living a celebate and chaste life after all, but had lifelong been indulging in the delights of gentleman all over the world! The saucy minx Dollymopp!
I wonder what she will think of her old spinster Aunt Dolly..hmmm?