Happy Birthday to me AND I went to Jail!!
Hi Guys....Long time no see!!
So, that time of year has rolled around once again, and I'm taking it pretty easy. My parents usually plan this huge Birthday celebration for me; unfortunately not this year.
Ya girl was in Jail a few weeks ago for traffic warrants and my parents had to fork out something like $700 for my bail. I've never been to jail, so it was definitely a learning experience.
So here's the Break-down of what happen...
I was on my way to dropping my son off at school when a cop got behind me. I saw her pull from her parking space and immediately started to tail me. So I was like, OK this chick is running my plates right now so just slow the fuck down. Seconds later, she turned her lights on and I was like......WHAT THE FUCK??
So - with my brother being a cop, I always heed his advice when getting pulled over, which is.... be cool and shut your fucking mouth, which I DID! As always cops will ask you: "Do you know why I pulled you over"?
And my answer was NO!
She tells me that I have 2 warrants for my arrest. (I already knew about 1).
She then asks for my Licence and Insurance card which I give with my brother's Police card and DSN #. She takes my Licence, Ins Card, and Brothers DSN card back to her car to run them. 5 Minutes later, 2 police cars pull up with lights blazing.
That's when I knew I was going to jail.
The cop then comes back to my car and tells me I'm under arrest. I just close my eyes, take a deep breath, and try not to panic. She took me to the Florissant police station where I was finger printed, photographed, and put in those lovely orange jump suits.
I was then picked up by Ferguson police (Where my warrant is) and taken into custody where I spent the MOST Hilarious 8 hours. If you know anything about Ferguson jail, the women and men are lumped together, but in separate Cells. I got the pleasure of having 3 of the most lovely cellmates....Jennifer, Tiffany, and some young chick whose name I cant remember. All of us were in for the same reason.....Traffic Warrants.
Although we couldn't see the men due to a wall blocking our view, you could hear and talk to the men in Cells across from you (If that makes any sense)? So for 8 hours we were entertained by arguing, rapping, flirting, and sex talk from the male inmates. It was CRAZY!! When Lunch was served, it was a terrible microwaved Pot Pie that none of us ate.
Suddenly a Correction officer comes to my cell and tells me that my parents paid my bail, and now I must wait for "County" to come get me.
County finally arrives to come get me and one of the other ladies I was in the cell with, and I was relieved to have some familiar company. We get to Clayton County Jail where for some strange reason they let me and Tiffany sit around with no handcuffs on. The officer then tells me and Tiffany to line up against the wall next to about 20 men (they were handcuffed but we weren't). Each man was patted down and given a special number by one of the officers, then led away to their fate.
When it was me and Tiffany's turn to get patted down, they didn't. They just asked us to go see the nurse. When we went to see the nurse, she just asked if we take any medications and have any life threatening illnesses. Once we were done with the nurse, they locked us in a small holding room with another girl.
We sat in that holding room for an hour where they gave us those dreaded Bologna Sandwiches.
An officer then opened the door and told me to go to the front desk where I was told I could go home.
I signed a few papers, got my new court date scheduled, and they released me to my parents and son who were all waiting for me in the Lobby.
So the moral of this story is...
Pay those fucking tickets and take yo ass to Court!
Sex is like a Bike.....You never forget how to RIDE!
So Iím slowly getting back into the swing of things with escorting again. NO, Iím not returning, but I have decided to make provisions for those who are generous and make it worth my while.
NO more $100 sessions or afternoon quickies will be available for ANYONE! Fridays are the only days that Iím available and appointments must be booked at least 24 hours in advance.
-NO more last minute appointments.
-NO more 15 minute requests
-NO more discounts
(But in Hooker News)
Iíve recently had the pleasure of spending an entire Friday afternoon with a gentleman who is not only generous and kind, but he has a nice dick! He also has a British accent which made my pussy as wet as getting money, cards, and gifts. Itís been a little over a year since I saw him last, so catching up on life and sex work stuff made our time together very delightful. Just as I had remembered him last encounter, he had the most ferocious sexual appetite. As I got on my knees so he could fuck me from behind, he came in a matter of minutes, which was to be expected since It had been 7 Months since I had sex last. But it was like riding a bikeÖYou never forget how to fuck!!
After our great but short fuck session, we lay across my bed, listened to Jazz and finished the two bottles of St. James he bought me. When I finally opened the envelope containing my donation, I saw he added an extra $100 and a $20 gift card to Longhorn Steak House!
NOW thatís the shit I Love about this life!
Thank you D!!!!!!!!
Mugshot Photo Fiasco.....
I guess an explanation should be given on the fiasco of my last post.
My initial reaction was to just say ďFuck itĒ and move on, but I go SO many personal messages yesterday from readers that I feel that I needed to come here and apologize and EXPLAIN the motive behind the infamous mugshot photo.
As I've stated numerous times in the comments, the photo is a random mugshot from the website http://bestmugshotever.com which host the mugshots of famous celebrities, celebrities from the past, crazy mugshot photos, funny mugshot photos, and mugshots of regular everyday criminals.
The mugshot that I posted was of a transsexual named Joshua Bular who was arrested on Drug related charges, but he happens to also be a prostitute (As stated on the site).
I posted the photo because I thought his eyebrows looked funny. I even said that in the comments. I never uttered a negative word about this man though.
But I guess what bothered me the most was that as long as I been blogging here and the mostly positive content, that you ladies believe I would actually put a provider in our community on blast.
Maybe if I posted this mugshot instead, the reaction wouldnít have been so negative.
Sex Work and the Laws of Attraction.
I was given an interesting movie about the Laws of Attraction called "The Secret". A friend of mine gave this movie some time ago and I decided to watch it for the first time Sunday morning. Although I'm quite impressed by the premise of the movie, I have to say that everything discussed in this film was something that I already knew. I firmly believe that whatever energy you put out into universe, is the same exact energy that you will receive. So, if your whole motive is to cause harm, or to speak negatively of someone, you will get the same in return. It's guaranteed and proven.
This is more so prevalent in the world of sex work and the adult industry. I see so many women entering the business with this over paranoia of being harmed or mistreated. Now this is not to say that sex workers shouldn't be careful, or not hold a level of discernment for the men that they see, I just feel that we women create our own experiences though what we feel and think about men, our clients, and our sessions with them. I hear so many women getting into this business for the quick buck, or to make a quick dollar to pay a bill, and not realizing that taking the time to cultivate a positive business approach that could make them Happier and freer sex workers.
We've been taught by society that prostitution is repugnant, and that those that participate in it are social outcasts and sexual deviants, which in actuality is the complete opposite of the truth. This is one of the main reasons why most sex workers don't view themselves as businesswomen. This is the reason why we don't make any money and oftentimes have shitty experiences. It's the negativity that surrounds the business.... the "idea" of what a prostitute is!
Sadly enough, it will probably always be this way because the negative views will always prevail. Sex will always have this air of seediness and nastiness. I mean, some men don't even ask their wives for blow jobs or anal sex because of the seedy reputation of these particular acts, but they expect it from us. Until we can come to grips with positive sexual practices, then most of us will always view this industry as being for the disgusting and lowlifes of society!
*Prostitute Mugshot of the week*