S&M Among the Homeless...
I don't usually post two entries in one day, but this exchange was too good to miss.
Crazy homeless lady in a wheelchair, to obnoxious and belligerently drunk guy:
"Hey, you, why don't you gimme some money, huh?"
"Wadda I look like, your bitch or somethin'?"
Crazy homeless lady, with wide and almost toothless grin:
"Hey now, you know you should try bein' my bitch. How you know you wouldn't like it, huh? You wanna be my bitch, baby?"
Insert crazy lady cackle of laughter here, for full effect.
Insert visual effect of drunk guy scuttling off, completely unnerved.
And I am giggling madly, while homeless lady catches my eye and says "He don't know what he missing, does he?".
I gave her $10, which was a really fair price for street theater this good. Boston is proving to be quite entertaining.