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I want to hire you...
I JUST now hung up from this phone call, and my first thought was "BLOG IT!".
Same name and number were on my phone's call log several times today, so when it rang just now I thought "Well, he must just be eager".
Me: Hello
Him: Yes, yes hello?
Me: Yes, can I help you?
Him: I need to hire you, for my son.
Me, thinking "that figures": You want to WHAT?
Him: I need to hire you for my son, he is in 6th grade.
Me, thinking "Holy f*cking shit!": You WHAT? He's in WHAT?
Him, in very serious tone, with sound of kid in background: I need English tutor for summer, for my son. I saw your ad.
Me: Sorry, but I am NOT an English tutor.
Him: Math? You do math? He needs math, too.
Me: I teach a lot of things, but not math or English. You have the wrong number, sorry.
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