Yo, yo, yo! LOL.

Too funny!

So f*cking funny...

I've got a 17-year-old who's always "teh" this and "pwn" that... but then, just when I worry that she's illiterate, she pops off with "I am NOT grumpy! I'm just pensive!" hahaha

xxxooo
Beverly ;-*

OMG! You are way to hilarious! LOL

Deer Mizter ThugN

"Hey babez,

Dig on yo website fo sho. U iz a hot azz bitch n eye want 2 tap dat. Hit me up n letz talk. I wan 2 party wit u girl n eye gotz da green 2 do so!

ThugN4Life"




Dear Mr. ThugN -

Thanks foh the email, fa shizzle.

However, in future, I'd prefer if you refer to the chart below before emailing me. It should amply illustrate my feelings on 'gangsta' language, and explain why I am:

a) laughing at the thought of meeting you

b) deleting your email now that I'm done mocking it publicly

c) convinced that you are a 12 year old boy